i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
The longer you stare at this picture the worse it gets.
oh my god, it really does
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN LOTS OF PEOPLE FINDING SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE THAT YOU THINK IS UNATTRACTIVE
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
omg this describes me every time I want to insult a coworker at work